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mysharona1987:

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FFS.

Kellyanne Conway didn’t even care about protecting her child when she knew she’d tested positive for Covid. Lied to her about her test result, so she didn’t even have the option of protecting herself from her mother’s infection.

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

what song are we gonna get trending when trump dies i feel like we need to figure this out now and be ready for it

Actually I’ve decided it’s gonna be Party in the USA. Easily recognizable. A bop. If it’s trending people will know why without even having to listen to the song. Republicans will be mad. It’s perfect.

chaostheparrot:

You’re probably sick of U.S. politics by now but listen the fuck up.

Trump passed an executive order called the “1776 Commission” which will ban schools from teaching about the slave trade. Under this order, teachers can be fined or jailed for teaching about it.

He claims it’s “patriotic education” and that America was not founded on oppression but this is a fucking lie, it is a LIE. This is brainwashing, this is whitewashing, this is Nazi shit.

This. Is. Nazi shit.

There are 2 options now.

1. Congress manages to pass a bill in a 2/3 majority to override the order. I say 2/3 because we all know he’s gonna veto it.

2. The Supreme Court declares the order unconstitutional. If a Supreme Court Justice is nominated before the election, this will almost certainly not happen.

Please please please I am begging you, spread awareness of this, call your senators, call your representatives, beg them to fight this, beg them to postpone a vote until after the election

@glumshoe @normal-horoscopes @halfusek @theshitpostcalligrapher @thebootydiaries I’m sorry to bother you guys but this needs to get out there, please I am begging you spread awareness of this,

Call your senators

Call your representatives

AND FUCKING

VOTE.

sir-hathaway:
“ gryffinpoor:
“ dudemanbropants:
“ gryffinpoor:
“ thepreciousthing:
“ the-ordinary-nerd:
“ ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:
“ squad16:
“ finalellipsis:
“ bestnatesmithever:
“ What if it bites me and it dies?
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sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever